"Do you have a penis?" the girl asked. So I showed it to her (not really but you‘ll see) ;)

[Max Weber]

Just want to share a funny story with you, that I have shared on VirPed before.

When I was at a friend‘s place, playing with her daughters, the bigger one (10) sat on a table, I sat beside the table on a chair and the little one (6) on my lap. I am out to their parents and they almost laughed themselves to death when I told them what had happened. The older girl and me were helping the little one with some reading exercises, finding the correct letters and stuff. Suddenly the smaller girl on my lap turned to me and asked me right away if I had a penis. I was startled but stayed calm. I knew I did not have an erection and the mother had already warned me that the girl might ask such questions. So I had had enough time to prepare. I just asked her what she thought. She said yes, you have one, and I agreed. Then I asked "Why do you ask?" and she turned around and poked my pants, close to my crotch and said that she felt something there.

I had to control myself not to burst into laughter too strongly: she had poked my mobile phone in my pocket that had gotten a little misplaced in my jeans without me noticing. (an old candy bar type cellphone not yet a smartphone, so basically shaped like a short erect penis after a truck had run over it) So I laughed and pulled out my phone from my pocket and showed them my "penis". "Hey it's a hightech one, detachable and with keys and a screen!", I joked and we three were giggling. :lol:

[Dreamer]

Interesting that she associated the shape of a phone with a penis... But it is probably for another story.

[Max Weber]

Interesting that she associated the shape of a phone with a penis... But it is probably for another story.

I assume the butt is not the most sensitive part of the human body when it comes to recognizing shapes of objects you sit on. You may feel a bump but can you „feel“ what shape that bump is?

[Dreamer]

honestly, never thought about that. I'll try.